i wanna take u 2 a gay bar

80,570 plays

fishstacks:

ca6talaeiou:

jbarrowman:

my mom’s a preschool teacher and so our itunes library is half my punk-pop bands and half songs like this

i am 99% this lady was high when she wrote this song

SO I WAS GONNA SAY THE SONG WASN’T THAT BAD AND I KINDA LIKE IT

BUT THEN SHE NEIGHED

WAHT

i really liked it till the neigh

“hey where you going pretzels come back!”

I CAN’T

NOT TODAY

NOT NOW

I NEED TO BREATHE AND I CAN’T WHEN THIS EXISTS

p-ale-moonlight:

Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.

ppansyy:

I like girls but then again I like boys but then again I hate everyone

was it really necessary for me to be born

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here